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Episode 110: My TV Dad Can Beat Up Your TV Dad

Who's your TV daddy? Yikes. That sounded a little creepy. Speaking of disturbing things, in this episode we're making your favorite dads from various television shows battle it out in a hypothetical no-holds-barred fight to the death. And we actually get through our entire bracket and declare a winner in one episode! We've brought in everyone from Herman Munster to Homer Simpson to determine who is the toughest fictional father.

And you can click the file below to play along with us as we debate and discuss another epic Baconsale tournament!

Download Baconsale TV Dad Bracket

BaconBit: The Mummy Review

Join our expedition as we dig deep into The Mummy movie. Kent and Joel saw the new film (not Jacob, though -- Kent wouldn't let him go) and are ready to talk about if Tom Cruise successfully began the Dark Universe franchise, or if he just looks really, really good while doing so.

As always, we keep all spoilers under wraps during the first 10 minutes, so you can listen even if you haven't seen the movie. After that point, you may curse us for all the details we unearth.

Episode 109: What a Wonder Woman World

Hera, give us strength! Baconsale is talking about Wonder Woman in this episode. And we brought along our good friend and clinical psychologist, Dr. Matt, to help us figure out what makes Princess Diana of Themyscira tick. And since we're discussing Wonder Woman, we're of course going to bring up Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, Lord of the Rings, Serenity and Star Wars. . . wait, what? We may get sidetracked a lot, but in the end, we finally give our review of the 2017 movie, complete with spoiler-free and spoiler-full sections.

Strap on your bulletproof bracelets, adjust your tiara and hop in your invisible jet -- it's time for Baconsale!

Episode 108: Making the Grade

Ooooh yeeaaah! We Can't Hardly Wait to rank the best and the worst high school movies! If you're Clueless about this genre, don't worry, we're here to help. Joel and Kent have each done Some Kind of Wonderful research, and are ready to Say Anything about these films. And while they may, at times, sound like a bunch of Mean Girls who have Never Been Kissed, we hope that you still give this episode an Easy A.

Don't you forget about us! Press play so we can tell you more, tell you more!

BaconBit: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales Review

Ahoy, matey! Here be the Baconsale review fer the fifth film in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Yarrrr! Shiver me timbers! Are you tired of all these pirate clichés yet? Then you may have something in common with the Baconsale crew. Will Jack Sparrow and his jokes save the movie? Or does it belong in the depths of Davy Jones' locker? Press play to find out!

Be warned! The first 11 minutes are safe. After that, you're off the edge of the map, mate, because there be spoilers!

Episode 107: What Would Baconsale Deux?

We're not entirely sure how, but Jacob tricked Kent and Joel into doing another episode where he asks them a bunch of bizarre hypothetical questions to test their psyches while further proving he's a psycho. During this round of psychological experiments/torture, Kent and Joel must answer such questions as who they would save in a viral apocalypse, which celebrity they would switch bodies with and, yes, "what's in the shopping cart" makes another appearance.

Press play! Or don't. Because if people don't listen to this episode, we won't have to be subjected to these kind of personality tests anymore.

Episode 106: Twinner Winner

Have you ever gotten Deep Impact confused with Armageddon? Or mixed up A Bug's Life with Antz? If so, you're not alone! In this episode, we're pitting twin movies against each other in a series of versus battles, where we debate and decide which clone film is the stronger one. It's not always easy -- except for Jacob, who always sides with Kent -- but it's fun to watch Kent struggle as he has to defend things like Pixar and Despicable Me.

And if you think we've done an episode like this before, you're wrong. It wasn't us. It was another podcast back in 1998.

Episode 105: Baconsale-Approved Dating Etiquette

Hey, are you busy right now? Because…we were wondering…if…uh…you wanted to listen to our podcast sometime?

Now that Kent is single and entering the dating world once again, it's time for Baconsale to talk about proper date etiquette. We've gathered courting do's and don'ts from both guys and girls as well as horror stories from you, the listener. Along the way, we discuss topics such as the Joel's theme dates, Kent's creeping pinky and Jacob's mom.

We'll see you on the doorstep at the end!

BaconBit: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Review

Ooga chaka! Ooga-ooga! Ooga chaka! Ooga-ooga! Ooga chaka! Ooga-ooga! Ooga chaka! Ooga-ooga! We can't stop reviewing - each Marvel movie. Kent, he won't stop bashing - on anything non-DC. When Joel tries to - share his thoughts on Groot - Kent interrupts him - says his views are moot. Ohhhhh! We're talking 'bout Guardians! Vol. 2 of the Guardians. The first bit's spoiler freeeee!

Episode 104: 2017 Summer Movie Preview

In a world where every movie seems to be a remake, a reboot or a sequel, three men will do their best to guide you through the cinematic minefield. Baconsale has created their lists of which films they're most excited for during the summer of 2017, as well as the movies they want to bomb. Joel admits some mistakes he's made in the past, Jacob references "growly pants," and Kent banishes both of them from movie screenings.

Hurry and press play! The summer movie season is almost upon us!