Episode 128: Season of the Pitch

October 16, 2017

WARNING! This episode is not for the faint of heart! Kent decided to redeem one of his pitch shows, so he and Joel are ready to share three ideas for new Halloween movies: one reboot, remake or sequel, one adaptation and one original horror film. The pitches start off in traditional Baconsale fashion—lighthearted ridiculousness—but then the stories take a dark turn and get seriously scary. One even forces Joel to shut the blinds in the studio and sing happy songs in his head.

Press play. . .if you're not too frightened. . .

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BaconBit: Horror Express (1972) Review

October 13, 2017

It's time for Baconsale to review one of the most anticipated horror movies of the year. . .45 years ago. Actually, Horror Express, starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing, flew pretty far under the radar, but our listener, Tom, is a fan of this cult sci-fi thriller. He recommended the film to us, so Kent, Joel and Jacob watched it. Now, we're ready to discuss it. But don't worry, the first 11 minutes of this episode are spoiler-free!

Johnny Necropolis says press play now!

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Episode 127: Hipster Horror Flick Picks

October 9, 2017

Nightmare on Elm Street? Friday the 13th? The Ring? Those are sooooo mainscream. On this episode of Baconsale, we're discussing horror films you've probably never heard of—well, we hope haven't seen any of our picks. Kent, Joel and Jacob have each chosen an obscure number (4) of little-known scary movies they want to recommend to you and to each other. Joel's choices are a bit too popular, Jacob's are old, and Kent's are. . .well. . .disturbing.

Press play to see if we're the Halloween hipsters we think we are!

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BaconBit: My Little Pony: The Movie Review

October 6, 2017

Is everypony ready?? It's time for Kent and Joel to finally discuss My Little Pony: The Movie! Not just that, they're also talking about their feelings toward the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic series, including their feelings about Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and everything else in Equestria! . . .but they're not Bronies or anything. . .

Do you know you're all our very best friends? Share this magic with us! Press play now!

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Episode 126: Lycan This Episode Unto Yourself

October 2, 2017

Even podcasters who are pure in heart, and say their prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. Baconsale is kicking off the Halloween season with an episode completely dedicated to werewolves! We're discussing werewolf folklore as well as actual historical accounts of lycanthropy (werewolfism). We'll also let you know how to identify, cure, kill or even become werewolves yourselves. And, of course, we'll be giving our stamp of approval on werewolf movies.

Buckle up your wolfskin belt, apply your magic ointment and press play! It's time for Baconsale!

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Episode 125: SEGA!

September 25, 2017

Welcome to the next level! Today, Baconsale is discussing what the Sega Genesis does that Nintendon't. Kent and Joel were (are) both mega Sega boys, and they want to pitch their ideas for 20 titles they think should be included on a Sega Classic system. And even if you're a fan of other consoles, or you're not into video games at all, you're sure to appreciate the guys' infectious enthusiasm on the subject as well as our blast processing!

So press ABACABB and let's get started!

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Episode 124: Ranking Non-Disney Animated Again (The Land Before Tier)

September 18, 2017

Yup! Yup! Yup! We're finishing our list of non-Disney animated movies! You see, our ranking shows are like onions, but instead of layers, they have tiers. And we're going to put 35 more films into their respective tier and have a fun time doing it! This time around we're including ones like Shrek, Anastasia, The Secret of NIMH, The Land Before Time, Madagascar and Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole.

I like to listen, listen! You like to listen, listen! We like to listen, listen! You need to…PRESS PLAY!

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Episode 123: We Ate Everything at Taco Bell

September 11, 2017

Yo quiero indigestion! Baconsale has done it again—we've eaten every single item on the Taco Bell menu. We tried that one thing that's made with a tortilla, meat & cheese, and that other thing that has a tortilla, meat & cheese and even the new one with a tortilla, meat & cheese. And now Kent, Joel and Jacob are going to rate and rank each of these unique fast food items in a series of categories. Let's see how long it takes them to make a bathroom-related joke (SPOILER ALERT! not long).

Run for the border and press play! It's time for another beefy restaurant-themed episode of Baconsale.

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BaconBit: And We Shall Call It DizFlix!

September 8, 2017

Surprise! Jacob sprung a BaconBit on us! He asked Kent and Joel to discuss Disney's recent decision to pull all of their content from Netflix and create their own streaming service. Do the guys think this is a good idea? Or do they think it's a horrible plot by an evil corporation to squeeze the last drop of income from the poor viewer's pocket? Only time will tell, but that won't stop us from speculating.

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Episode 122: End of 2017 Movie Preview

September 4, 2017

Look, we all know everyone is looking forward to Justice League and Star Wars: The Last Jedi, but what about the other films that are coming out before the end of the year? Kent and Joel have each brought a list of their top five most anticipated movies that have yet to come out, as well five flicks they want to flop. Plus, you'll get to hear Joel's movie trailer voice, Kent's real voice and Jacob's potty humor.

So press play and let us guide you through the fall and winter of 2017.

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